You may not be able to tell from my cool demeanor but I play a lot of dungeons and dragons. One of my projects right now is to draw a portrait of every character I've ever rolled. I didn't play this guy but I've been wanting to draw him just the same. Scott Malkinson was rolled up by my buddy Bugsy, and was the accountant of our party. A jumpy little kobold, shifting all over the place. Shown here with a baby chicken.